There were two whales swimming around the ocean one day when one whale said let' s have some fun.
A ship was sailing above them so they decided to tip it over by blowing huge airbubbles through their blowholes.
All the men on the ship flew into the water. The first whale said let' s eat them. The second whale replied " Look the blowjob was fun but there' s no way in hell i' m swallowing any seamen